What The Hell Was With That McDonald's Commercial Yesterday That Made Us All Try To Feel Bad About Not Eating Enough Hamburgers?

I sort of blacked this commercial out yesterday but I specifically remember it airing and wondering what the fuck was going on. Is that where we are now McDonalds? We’re at the point where no one will eat your food and you are basically guilt tripping us into eating Hamburgers? McDonald’s is basically like everyone’s grandmother. Every time I see my grandmother the first thing she says when I walk in the door is “when am I going to see you again?”. You’re her now Ronald, you’re the needy grandmother. I’ll eat my hungover breakfast and occasional airport McNuggets when I please. Don’t fucking tell me I need to eat more Big Macs because you put up a sign praying for Jessica’s baby or wishing Frank a happy 95th birthday. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. This is desperate and quite frankly, it’s embarrassing.

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Perfect time for Burger King to stop being morons and bring the King back. Enemy is weak. Prima Nocta.